Aim + School = 0

When I was six months…………..

Mom thought that I should go to school then she had searched the information about the dog’s school……

She’d picked the best and the most expensive one……


The school kicked me out with no refund……….

Ummmmmmmm……………………..

U know, ……………..

In Thailand………………….

The breeder or dog training school spend lot of money on ads………………..

They just have 2-4 good dogs……..not all………then they send those dog to lots of competitions ……..to make them famous…..

But…………..in facts,……………………

I was put in the dog house…………………

Trained 20 – 30 minutes a day……………..

No food…………cause those stupid people think that food is the present………..then they gotta make me hungry as much as possible……….and I would obey them what they want me to do….?....

Why????????................The human kids have breakfast and go to school with full of lunch box and snacks…after that they come back from school and have dinner…….drink milk then…..go to bed……..

Why the dog school did that to me……..???

Mom……..I missed your kiss………….

Dad………I missed your hug………….

Toys……..I missed my bites…………..

Wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MOMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY….

YEH……………………………………………….

You know that school is more idiot than I think…….

They said to mom that I can do ....................many things……………like Agility…………………

LIARSSSSSS………………..

They are big LIARs…………..

But………….I still saw that school on the ads in dog magazine……………..

The program is 3 months……………..but mom brought me home sooner ,………….I just spent a month in hell……………..
I came back home with my friends………….

----My body was itched by tons of fleas …………. Uncountable……….
I swear!!!
----Nearly blind eyes………with the deep and big wound………..
----Skin allergy was with me so…………….

Mom was crying ………while she was driving….and pulling off the uncountable fleas…………She did that all the way long to vet…….

Those IDOIT VET..( THE FIRST ONE ) you can find the reference in BAD VETs GO TO HELL!!

He said that it would be better if my right eye

wasn’t hurt………..

I still have this painful memory scar in my eye until this day……………………

But…………….

Thank Mom to pull me up from hell……………….

I will never find another luva sweeta than you,

…………….Sweeta than you

And I will never find anutha luva more precious than you

More precious than you……………………..

Girl you are……………………………..

Close to me you're like my mother………………

Close to me you're like my father…………….

Close to me you're like my sister…………….

Close to me you're like my brother……………….

You are the only one ……………my everything and for

you this song I sing…………………………..

And all my life ………………………………

I've prayed for someone like you…………….


And I thank God that I, ……………………….

that I finally found you………………………

All my life …………………………
I've prayed for someone like you…………………..

And I hope that you feel the same way too…………

Yes, I pray that you do love me too……………….

I said you're all that I'm thinkin' of.....baby………..

Said,…………………………

I promise to never fall in love with a stranger…..

You're all I'm thinkin' of,……………………………….

I praise the Lord above…………………………………..

For sending me your love,………………………………

I cherish every hug…………………………..

I really love you…………………………..

And all my life,…………..

baby,………………..

baby,……………….

I've prayed for someone like you,……………

And I thank God that I,………………………

that I finally found you,……………..
baby……………………………

All my life I've prayed for someone like you

And I hope that you feel the same way too

Yes, I pray that you do love me

You're all that I ever known

When you smile,…………..

on my face,……………..

all I see is a glow…………………….

You turned my life around………………

You picked me up when I was down…………….

You're all that I ever known………………………….

When you smile on your face all I see is a glow………

You picked me up when I was down…………

You're all that I ever known……………….

When you smile on your face all I see is a glow

You picked me up when I was down

And I hope that you feel the same way too
Yes I pray that you do love me too

All my life

I've prayed for someone like you

And I thank God that I, that I finally found you

All my life I've prayed for someone like you

Yes, I pray that you do love me too

All my life I've prayed for someone like you

And I thank God that I, that I finally found you

All my life I've prayed for someone like you

Yes, I pray that you do love me too


Million thank to K.C. and JOJO that brought this song to my life……

I would like to give this song for my loving MOM…………

Please, don’t let us be the STRAY DOGS!!!

One of our family’s activities is feeding the stray dog…………….

Mom will collect the food that we can’t finish in three days...... in the fridge…….as…………

My Boiled Chicken

Boiled Veggie

Whole Bread

Fish Cake



To give to the poor stray dogs around my life……..

Mom and Dad always say to me that

“ Look at them AIM, you have the better life so….

You eat as a human, mom cooks for you per meal

You sleep on the bed with mom & dad in the air-

Conditioner covered under the blanket………

Your water is so fresh and clean……………

But for them………………………………

The owners left them………..

They have no parents…………

No one to care ………….

No one to love………….

No one to give them food, water , and shelter…….

Sometime the cars hit them …………..

Survive with uncured broken legs………

Survive with the flea……………

Survive with no vaccine…………

Survive with full of diseases…….

So……..You have to love them AIM ”

Mom and Dad always wait until they eat the food…

I see so……..

Mom and Dad are so wondering ….Why I never bark them??

Mom !!!! Dad !!!.........I know what you guys mean…….just…………

I CAN’T TALK………IF I COULD TALK, I

WOULD TELL YOU MILLION WORDS……

AS

Hey, guys…….Do you like my mom’s food ??

Yummy, huh???

I love you, mom………..

I love you, dad…………

This bite is so cool………

Mom, I wanna go pee pee

Mom, this garden is good too do the pooh pooh..

Mom, dad is not here, let kiss me ! ! !

Mom used to say that ……….

If I could be able to talk………and could tell

mom….

What I want ! !............................

She would give me everything as possible as she

can………………………………..

Great ! I love u…..u love me…..both r in luv..!

Aim’s Profile.

First Name AIM

Middle Name Puk Pik

Last Name Success

Date of Birth Tuesday

25th January 2005

Favorite Beverages and Foods

Boiled Chicken Thigh

Mashed Chicken Liver

Steamed Brown Rice

Whole Wheat Bread

Baked Cabbage

Whole Milk

Orange Juice

Favorite Activities

Jogging in the Park with Mommy and Daddy

Playing with Friends ( Frog, Mosquito )

Riding in Daddy’s Car

Sleeping with Loud Snoring

Teasing Mommy until She Gets Angry

Stepping on Daddy’s Head while He’s Sleeping

Matching the Used Socks

Biting Mommy’s Under wears

Licking Daddy’s Forehead

Forget Forgot Forgotten

Mommy is Miss Forget Forgot Forgotten

When mom was studying in the US, she forgot Mc Donalds’ Burger Set on the roof of her car and she drove until the traffic lights turned red then…

Chicken Burger
2 packs of ketchup
Large Fries
Pine Apple pie
Large Coke

FELL all over the front mirror….

One day she thought that she lost her eyeglasses and asked if that saw them…Dad laughed and told her that they were on my mom’s eyes…

When I was four months, I love to run into the fridge when someone opened the door…….that day…mom fell asleep….for awhile she woke up and shouted….

AIMMMMMMMMMMM

AIMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

AIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

She forgot me………In…….the fridge…!!

Not only me that mom forgot in the fridge but
also her cellular phone and TV remote controller.

Mom’s brother tried to find TV remote controller and she realized that mom took that and she thought that was her cellular phone!!

I am a SUPERMANNNNNNNN

I believe I can fly……..~~~~~~~~

I believe I can touch the sky…….~~~~~~~~

Think about it every night and day……~~~~~~~~

~~~~~~~~~~~

~~~~~~~~~~~

…….cause……mom forgot me on the roof of her car and drove away…when she hit the break…..I was on the front mirror………as that Burger Set did….

Someone screamed at mom cause she was driving with her green face at night….she put on mask mud and she forgot……..

During our dinner….mom walked in…and out….in and out…in and….out….from table to kitchen around ten times…then dad asked what do you want??…she said she forgot…oh..oh…she remembered…she wanna pick up the fork….dad said “ It’s in your hand ”

Again !?

Bad VETs Go to Hell!!

I don’t know that others countries have lots of non-ethics VET as Thailand or not??

After they grad, I think they probably don’t search or study on the cases….they just want your money.

Many times that they nearly kill me ! !

The cute dog as me …. Do I deserve to die ??

My first vet is bad…….I have no idea that how can he pass the test when he was studying…..

I threw up then mom brought me to him….He gave me the medicine and some canned food ( which I really hate ) and told my mom that my digestion had a problem. The bill usually comes up at 1,000 baht but for this time was 3,000 baht. Mom found out after that…..I had eaten the dust then I threw up….my digestion was OK …That vet just wanna sell his expensive damn canned food..!! He also did that to my friend ----Black Black----is seven-year-old-black-poodle, mom and dad dropped me and Black Black to do the grooming….when mom picked me up…….
I had a few scratch on my stomach… but….He did bad thing with Black Black…Black Black’s BALLS got the deep big cut, he avoided to tell us…He put some powder on the wound. When mom and dad found out, she called him and he told mom to bring Black Black so….

You can’t imagine that….

He gave us the cream and charged mom more 500 baht.

He smiled….acted like nothing was happened…

Not for long time, someone let the door opened and Black Black ran out and he was hit by a car…..

He passed away…..Dad called Vet if he knows the place to do the funeral for dog…..

That F_cking Vet said…..It’s waste the money….just put him under the tree…it’s a fertilize….

Mom said to dad that if he died, she would tell his family to put his body under the tree to be the fertilize so….

Next two months, some vets took over his clinic….

YES….. Bad Vet…..go to HELL man !!!
The two-young-vet seemed to be good….They chatted with me about the ex-owner….that he lacks of Vet’s ethics….Mom and dad agreed with them….

These two vets couldn’t even inject the vaccine to me…..Stupid Vets!!

Mom is the positive thinking person and she thought that the new comers would be better that the last shit.

She told them that I had some blood with my pee pee………

THEY SAID I COULD BE DIED IN A MONTH…

I HAVE KIDNEY STONE : ACID TYPE

Mom cried a lot……

They told mom to keep my pee and they would send that to lab.

On the next day, mom and dad ran to them with fresh pee……..

They told us that the result would come tomorrow…

Mom went back home……..

She had me in her arms all the time…..

She cried cried and cried
No more laugh in our family…….

Mom and dad didn’t sleep that night………

In the morning, mom called them up……..Those evils told us that the result would come in the evening.

Mom told my story to her students……that time was the quietest class that I ever faced….mostly in mom’s class..the kids will laugh cause mom loves to tell the joke …………

Every student touched me …….. and said to mom that I wouldn’t die……..

Aim….mom….dad…..the students…….were waiting for the result……..

Mom called again……..and……….

Those evil said………….They forgot to send to the lab and the pee couldn’t use after taken 24 hours.

HOLY SH-T ! !

Mom was told to change my food…to both UD and SD cause I had the KIDNEY STONE : ACID TYPE………..

But mom and dad wouldn’t believe them anymore…….

They had spent the whole three nights without sleeping on the internet to find the kidney stone information.

They were wrong…………………..

I’ll tell you later ………….

Let’s continue on my pee………….

The next day…..mom forgave them on their mistake…

She sent my pee to them again……the result came with STRUVITE CRYSTALS TYPE………

Mom was received the information that I needed to do the operation immediately!!

HAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Mom was SHOCKED…………!!!!

Mom passed the bad time when she was in the US…She had been in the serious car accident with major injury….She was known that if human do a minor operation as plastic surgery….will reduce a year of life time cause during the operation the heart, the brain, and the whole body don’t work properly or naturally….Blood pressure will be slower….to the heart …brain….the body…..

We went back home………………..
Mom and dad studied hard on my case……

Nine days and Nine nights had passed………

We gained more information on STRUVITE CRYSTALS………

If mom did, what they said…….It would be no AIM this day………

UD and SD Food are totally differences………..

They told mom to give me both ……..UD and SD

CRAZY………………..

Mom did the hundred calls to the person she knowS….They all made joke to her THAT she’s crazy, she couldn’t know better than the VET……..She wanna cure me……..They said it’s impossible………

ONLY DAD AND AIM WHO SUPPORT MOM

After she’d searched the info.

She told dad and they tried to find those kina herbals for me.

Mom called the companies and asked them about the dosage to use for the dog….

Mommy was laughed like a stupid cow ! !

But mom still kept trying ……

Trying…………………….

And………..Trying………..

Until she found a web………

He’s a American vet who believes in HERBALS.

Plus more and more info.

She started to give me ……….

“ ORTHOSIPHON GRANDIFLORUS BOLDING ”

And

“ PHYLLANTHUS AMARUS SCHUM&THONN”
After a week, the vet called….They said it would be better if X-ray me…..

Ummmmmmmmmmm

Mom said to dad that she saw in the internet that if we do the x-ray…It would be safer……….
X-RAY + Pee test

NO MORE STRUVITE CRYSTALS…..

WOW WOW WOW

Mom didn’t give me UD or SD food cause she had found the information that if

YOU USE UD OR SD WITH YOUR DOG IN

WRONG WAY……..YOU WILL ABLE TO

DESTROY THE MUSCLE OF THEIR

LEGS……..MORE AND MORE…….IF LONGER

THAN 6 MONTHS…….YOUR DOG WILL NOT

ABLE TO WALK………………

Thank you mom and dad…..

I luv both of you !!

MUH! MUH!

Oh…….Mom wanna thank you to the movie

LORENZO OIL ……….She was inspired by that movie………

oxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox

My Yummy Food

I hate dog food………

YAKKKKKKKKKKKK

My mom’s tried to change the dog food but I still hate them………………….

All kinds in the markets…………..

The end of dog foods were given to the stray dogs near my house.

Mom worried, she searched on the net to find the right recipe for me…………

She spends an hour to cook my food everyday…..

Ya no???

It’s so fun when I pretend not to eat……..

Actually, I’m very hungry and can’t stand that nice smell……

But I think, we should have some family activities.

Mom will feed me……….

But Dad says that she spoils me…….

VET said that I’m a spoiled dog……….

Mom always promises dad that she’ll not do that again………

Behind dad’s back……..she does……..she cheats daddy……

Sometime that sees….she’ll bring million idiot reasons ……..

AS………-----umm, I don’t want Aim to mess up the floor then I’ve to feed him-----

-----My hands are covered by the boiled chicken and I didn’t wash yet….so….I’ll feed Aim then wash the hands……..-----

-----Aim ate just a few yesterday, I worry that he’ll be sick…I think if I feed him, he’ll eat-----

DAD teases her with talking after her word by word….

Aim………..not eat

Mom……….feeds

Dad…………complains

Mom………..complains back ( with high speed )

Dad…………Stops

SEE!!

I can create the activities for mom and dad………

What a great dog I am!!

Aim’s Bone 007

Mom brings me and my favorite plastic bone with her all the time.

Once…….She’d brought me to 94 Coffee Shop which no dog allows!

She put me and my bone in the basket with the cover….

WOW!........It’s such a cool place!!

But………

MOM………I wanna PEE……My mom didn’t notice that and I didn’t want to interrupt her time while she was chatting with her costumers……..

Then………………..

PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

It’s wet!....

She saw my pee……….I and my bone were moved to the sofa……

Her conversation had finished…..

You know what she had done??

She spilled the coffee to cover my pee and asked for the waiter to wipe it cause she spilled the coffee on the floor and gave him the nice tips.

Isn’t she a genius????

Sometime I think that my mom is a criminal!!

Again, I was brought to supermarket…..

I was put in the big bag with my bone……..

Like a SPY!!

I was on my duty as James Bond with my bone……..

She acts naturally without noticing from anyone….

I felt like ……………..

FBI ( Fatty……..Boy……..Idiot )

My buddy is MIB ( My Idiot Bone )

The most exciting experience is……………….

At the Shopping Mall…………

HOLY COW!!!

I saw lot of nice gals………….

I was in my mom’s bag……..

She passed the guards’ eyes………….

We were in the elevator………..

AND………………….

PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

My mom’s bag was cool…..

Me & My Bone were swimming in The Sea of Pee Pee…………….

My pee dropped on the elevator mat………..

She had already known but she is a HOLLYWOOD STAR……….

She didn’t move or act………..

Just pretended ………… like ……..everything’s OK

HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

No one saw my pee pee………….